Posts tagged: sherry
CAPS LOCK REHAB CENTER!
GPO Steal Someone Else’s Title Idea Before She Can Blog It!!
I have a roommate that I actually talk to now. I can hear Sherry breathing a sigh of relief. And by boys I mean one boy. And my cat.
writer-a replied to your photo: Can I just tell you-let me tell you about this-me…
I…the both of you…no words. Sherry lint rolled my refrigerator today, ok?
Lint rolled??? Why didn’t she use a Clorox, or preferably, a similar purpose but organic/non-toxic wipe? Or did she do that after the lint roll?
Other than that, what can I say? We like to be in control. Of everything. Including other people’s refrigerators.
Vita Coco Settles Nutrition Lawsuit
“NEW YORK (AP) — The makers of Vita Coco have settled a lawsuit claiming its top-selling coconut water drinks do not provide the nutrients promised.
In an emailed statement, the company said it stands by its promotion of Vita Coco as “an excellent source of natural hydration.”
Labaton Sucharow LLP, the New York law firm that filed the suit, had said Vita Coco marketed its coconut water as “super hydrating,” ”nutrient packed” and “super water.”
But the firm said an independent study showed that Vita Coco’s products do not contain the electrolyte levels indicated on its labels.”
DESTROY AND REBUILD
At this time, one year, 980 posts ago-but closer to 2000 if you include the ones I’ve made private or deleted-I began tracking my journey toward death through this little journal. Not many of you know who I am and vice-versa, but nevertheless we have shared countless shots of food porn, career achievements & drama, gpoy’s, and even a few stories pertaining to the world outside of ourselves.
In the past year I have moved out of a weird, stressful living situation, left a job that paid well but did not allow for living well, two of them if you don’t count the paid well part, and have fallen in love several times over-mostly with the same person. I ran my first show at Lincoln Center, I did 13 more after that, I lost a family member for the first time, I lost my phone 8 times, spent more time in court than you know about and-it was a hard year!!
Many people are nervous about this year, not only because of silly prophecies made by an ancient culture who monitored the skies by eye (not even a weak telescope, or zoom lens of a camera) but because they are uncertain about their future and that of our country. But I’m not. I’ve always been the one who likes to take things apart to see inside, I love to destroy things and then rebuild because the more I do it the better the result. That’s what I’m bringing with me into this year. Destroy and rebuild, and occasionally over-share.
And because I do value the past, here is my premier post:
oh here we are taking a break from discussing politics.
From now on only post our worldly musings. But not the worldly musings that occur when you’re helping me get dressed via Face Time. I have a future in politics.
It’s just that you’re in California and you know my sleep schedule. Or maybe you could post more. Like all the time. Is that my fault? If it were up to me all of my crushes would be number 1, but even still you’d be #1+++ so just deal with it.
Sort of, anyway. It’s a year since the fateful day that I decided to begin seducing Alan via a series of Fb messages. From what I remember, we talked a lot about food.
You never know what you’re gonna get when you meet on the internets and let’s face it, it’s usually not love. I mean, you can’t…
Got my party hat on!!! Weeee yay!!! I’ll never forget how Sherry told Charlotte how she met Alan. We were playing Mexican Bingo and…
Sherry: You know Charlotte, there’s this thing called the Internet…