I ordered a salad for lunch Sunday, put the dressing on, put the lid  on, ran over to my roommate and began to shake the container vigorously  in his face while he was playing Call of Duty to achieve thorough  dressing distribution while simultaneously maximizing annoyance  potential.
The lid was not completely sealed and the contents  landed on his face and pants. He put the controller down, stood up, took  off his pajama pants, sat down, and resumed playing his game.  Unfortunately he was not wearing underwear.

I ordered a salad for lunch Sunday, put the dressing on, put the lid on, ran over to my roommate and began to shake the container vigorously in his face while he was playing Call of Duty to achieve thorough dressing distribution while simultaneously maximizing annoyance potential.

The lid was not completely sealed and the contents landed on his face and pants. He put the controller down, stood up, took off his pajama pants, sat down, and resumed playing his game. Unfortunately he was not wearing underwear.

 
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