Me on phone with my mom: Ok well I’m going to go watch this week’s episode of Girls because I missed it and aside from Amish: Out of Order it’s the best show on television.

Mom: I know.

Me: What? What do you mean you know?

Mom: I’ve watched it.

Me: Well this just got awkward Mom: It’s ok I looked at your grandmother’s kindle the other day and she was reading 50 Shades of Grey. Not only that she has the whole trilogy. It’s a pornography book.

Me: Nooo oh god no why?? Why are you saying these things to me?

 
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