My Mom: On Veganism

“That’s why no one takes you out for dinner”

How did my mom know that no one takes me out for dinner?? My mom knows EVERYTHING

 
  1. theveganabolitionist reblogged this from aversecontrol and added:
    Your response should’ve been: “No, it’s because they’re all intimidated by my charm and good looks.”
  2. mordulapomme said: Hahaha
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