1. Counted the number of drinks I had last night. (3 glasses of red wine and 5 vodka/sodas) (ok fine 6-god it seems like a lot when I see it in text)
2. Attempted a shopping trip and only ended up finding 1 dress
3. Read through my texts and decided my friends are really funny and/or smart/interesting and I am going to make a book out of my texts as soon as I can confirm that I have rights to the content which might worry more than a few of you on here who know me IRL but oh hey look a bird!!