April 2011
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People with fast metabolisms have shorter... →
mothernaturenetwork:
The ability of some skinny people to consume lots of calories without gaining weight might come with a cost.
See also: Oh shit, Sherry
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Where in the world is Mom?
Mom: It was fashion week in Dubai! We’re staying at the Burj al Arab and had a blast watching all these designers. Happy Easter!
So…
I guess I wont be receiving an Easter basket in the mail this year
Burj al Arab
VS
Me. At home in NY.
Tough call right?
thirtymilesout asked: Sorry about today's game, but there's alway's ice cream and another game :)
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Warrior
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! This is all So Creepy!
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TMZ for Kidz, brilliance shortlived
My friend Guy catches a lot of shit for his work and his latest project TMZ for Kidz is no exception. A reliable source just told me about the legal problems incurred from the site’s existence:
Reliable Source: ..had some serious legal run-ins with warner brothers…
Me: Fuck them!!!
RS: Fuck them twice over!!
Hopefully his legal team, which seems to be quite solid, will work out...
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It'll come to me. Eventually.
John Hawkes
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I'll take it!!
It’s good to have friends on the inside.
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Breaking: 4th floor tenant reaches status of god...
Looking for an apartment in New York is very much a matter of persistence and creativity. In a couple days I will resume my apartment search which has been on hold since last September. After seeing this I think I’ll cut a hole in the wall, climb inside, seal it up and live the rest of my life making ghosts sounds and scaring the neighbors. I don’t know, apartment envy does weird...
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This compassion is new, uncomfortable, unrefined
Yes, I understand that you are playing a game but you’re missing my point. For the past 5 hours I’ve heard nothing but gunfire and explosions. You are using simulated murder to entertain yourself as if there were no alternative. I don’t know what is making me so sick right now, the fact that these sounds remind me of the brutality that is reality of others or that this is what...
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Texas girl at heart
Amazing Game!! You’ve had me falling out of my chair during the second half of your games for the past ten years-blown away!!!!!
Don’t worry, I’ll frost them once they cool…
thirtymilesout asked: Some lavender, mostly peanut butter and jelly cake crumbs in the pockets.
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thirtymilesout asked: Last night I dreamt I was upstairs in your parents home holding some of my cowboy shirts in my arms. It was early morning and you came out of your room and started going through my shirts. "I'm wearing the pink one" you said as you took it from my hand and disappeared. Then your mother came out of her room and glared at me as she walked past in a white bathrobe. Nearly tripping on...
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Things I Could Do If I Quit My Job →
Follow this tumblr to follow your dreams
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Things I could do if I quit my job:
Not have to worry about getting back to the city first thing Monday morning or waiting until Friday evening to arrive, exhausted, in East Hampton. (Or watch JB’s synchronized swim routine as pictured)
Take lots of naps
Take up singing. On top of pianos. In a lounge perhaps. The Carlyle. Hi Mr Goldman!!
Spend much more time in one of my favorite places on this planet, Costa Rica.
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Full moon in Libra & Saturn retrograde
Both in my 12th house of secrets, all that is hidden, the subconscious. Maybe that’s why I’m in such a reflective state of mind tonight.
Or maybe its because I’ve been having two major internal battles over the past few weeks. Whether or not to:
Continue this new medication, which has so far done nothing but kill my social life and make me sleepy. I only take these things...
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