April 2011
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Social struggles : awareness
thetomodachi:
Vices. Day 23.
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March 2011
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Incentive
My Boss: If you get this done I'll take you out for dinner
Me: *speeding bullet sound & smoke trail*
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Press Books and Power Tools
Oh, so you say your company buys its press book covers? Not in my office, which is fine by me because I’ll rarely turn down the opportunity to use razor blades and power tools. I was really nervous about drilling through the table though.
I wonder if OscarPRGirl gets to do this kind of stuff.
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And another way to enjoy cupcakes
I’m taking this idea and applying it to everything I can. Push up mashed potatoes, push up cookie dough, push up frosting, push up vegan chicken salad, push up raw revolution bars, push up fruit cup…
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My Nucleus Accumbens just exploded
On the way to work this morning I saw a man carrying an enormous red velvet cupcake in a box with see through windows. It was a cupcake the size of a medicine ball. Isn’t that called “cake” not “cupcake”? I resisted the urge to tackle him and run off with his cupcake but now can’t stop looking at cupcake images.
And from my favorite Bakery-...
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Officially a habit
I’ve been waiting until midnight to say:
3/9/11-3/30/11!
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Huey Lewis and the News, Once Upon a Time in New...
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Future of Online Retail!
About to head over…you know you want to go!!
Speakers:
Andy Moss - Founder and GM, ShopStyle. Andy founded social shopping pioneer ShopStyle in 2006 and was CEO until it’s acquisition by Sugar Inc. in October 2007. Since then he has been General Manager for the ShopStyle business unit and overseen it’s growth to over 7M monthly uniques including international expansion to the UK,...
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The Veils, Not Yet
I love my little velvet bed,...
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“LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; New York gets god-awful...”
– Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via allthingsstylish)
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What I would like to say to my friends:
(I don’t even know what month it is!!!)
I have unconsciously made the decision not to leave my apartment until the weather turns warm. I apologize for the broken plans of last week. I would like to emphasize that I am not a willing participant in this, rather a captive prisoner of natural circumstances. I wish there were something I could do, really, but it’s not within my realm of...
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Refinery29 Meat Lover, oh my god. →
Doug paused. “So, yeah. The room is cheap. What happened was fucked up.” Doug looked ready to pass out, and I felt faint. “I’m sorry, dude. I can’t,” I muttered, and headed for the door. I regret leaving in such haste now, as the amount of questions I have are overwhelming—Didn’t Doug smell something weird
Little piece of the most disgusting thing...
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So I needed an image of Bjork with a polar bear...
And guess what I found!! Awwwww!
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Day 16 confession, a lesson learned on Day 12
I stopped drinking 16 days ago because I wanted to try a different ADD medicine and although my doctor didn’t mention this, the pharmacist told me not to drink on it. Never? Not even wine? I asked. Well, maybe after you’re on it for a few weeks you can have a beer. If it has no alcohol in it. Was his reply.
The other day I was explaining the story behind my sobriety to the ex, who...
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What the hail? (sorry...)
Look what I found!! Someone left the chimney open and these little guys made their way into my apartment, seeking refuge from the crappy weather.
They brought a pine cone too!
When what freezes over?
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Where did it come from?
I just got home from work and have given my room a thorough inspection and nothing! I still have no idea where the orange lights on my ceiling came from last night. I feel like confused kitten whose owner is pointing a laser light at the wall. I’m hoping they’re there again tonight so I can find the source and close the book on this thriller.
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Long but not as long as my night
I tried going to sleep at midnight but the kittens were acting strange, the rain was making startling sounds against the window and air conditioner, and although the curtains were closed there was a strange unidentifiable light on the ceiling. I noticed this when I opened my eyes and turned over on my side check on my kitten (the one who just had surgery) I noticed the freaky orange light on the...
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Concentration breakers
My workplace does not facilitate work. I’ve tried explaining this to my boss, who insists she maintains a calming, supportive and balanced work environment. In her office, maybe, but not for the other 50 people in this studio. Sometimes I give up even trying to work because of the constant interruptions. I must be grumpy today because here are the annoyances throwing me off right now:
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Reasons Unknown
Sunday, early afternoon, I check my phone to see a message from the ex.
Why didn’t you come last night?
…Pancakes?
Misunderstanding. See? I am working on my conclusion jumping habit.
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And then things got really interesting
Me: Let me move my hair
Ex: (genuinely confused) Pull your hair? Ok... *awkwardly grabs small chunk of my hair and tugs it*
Me: ...
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Maybe they just think I'm cute
Why is an Ativan abuse website following me on twitter? Is it because I tag most posts with #ativan?
Anyway, y’all plan the intervention because I need a vacation anyway. I’m going to call the Ativan addiction hotline.
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The Pixies, Where is my mind
My cab driver is...
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Day 11 done and open sesh!
Today, the 20th, is day 12. I just returned home from my first real night out (to actual bars as opposed to lounges) as a non-drinker. It was a lackluster night and here is why-my ex is throwing a party tonight. I know not because he invited me but because I saw in my FB feed that he created an event and then for the following two days would see friend after mutual friend confirming their...
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Would you rather...
Live under the sea or in outer space?
